Cops and robbers, but degenerate.
The Cock Cops chase the Rubber Robbers across Solana. Pick a side. ๐๐จ
The Cock Cops patrol the blockchain, cuffing paper hands and busting rug pullers. Diamond-handed, badge on, zero mercy.
The Rubber Robbers snatched the Cocks' sack and bolted. Slippery, masked, always one block ahead of the sirens. The ultimate degens.
Fair launch on Solana via Pump.fun. No presale, no VC, no cap. Just cops, robbers, and one hell of a chase. Liquidity locked.
Two sides. One chain. Whose team are you on?
Aviators on, badge polished, baton ready. He doesn't chase pumps, he enforces them. And when a Cock busts a Rubber? It pops. ๐ฅ Hold the line, get the sack back.
Masked up, sack full, always sprinting. He'll snatch the gains and vanish before the chart even prints. Catch him if you can.
Top-down Cocks vs Rubbers. The Rubbers stole the Cocks' sack - Robbers grab it and run, Cocks cuff 'em and take it back. Runs on any phone or computer, one thumb, instant fun.
The Rubbers stole the Cocks' sack. Robbers: grab it and run. Cocks: cuff 'em and take it back.
Move: WASD / left stick ยท Aim+fire: mouse / right stick ยท Cuff & grab: E / button
The Rubbers are dropping and running. Slide the Cock Cop left and right to bust every one before they hit the ground. Miss three and it's a jailbreak.
Free to play. No wagering, ever - your wallet is your badge, not a bet. Pick a side, play, and every game fuels your team's standing in the war.
Cosmetic only - a permanent gold team badge, your name on the Wall of Founders, and priority in the arena. Not a wager: it's a supporter pass, and proceeds fund $COCK buyback-and-burn.
๐๏ธ Enlist as a FounderNext stop: that big beautiful moon. Strap in, hold the sack. ๐๐
Simple. Fair. Absolutely unserious.
Download Phantom or Solflare. Takes 2 minutes. Keep your seed phrase secret.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. This is your ticket in.
Head to our Pump.fun listing, connect your wallet, and get ready.
Swap SOL for $COCK. Badge on or mask up, you're officially in the chase. ๐
Cops or robbers. Diamond hands or the getaway. Don't be the friend who didn't buy.